You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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