You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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