yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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