she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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