nut hugger
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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