I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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