Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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