last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
my poor anus
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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