Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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