i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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