as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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