I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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