kristin has been a bad kristin
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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