He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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