is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it glows. i had to have it.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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