i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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