He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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