I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I skipped work to stalk him.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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