worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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