is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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