so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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