new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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