KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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