I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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