so explain again why im purple
no
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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