When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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