He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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