i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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