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(620): View more from Kansas

Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head

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she has to be all "alternative"

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(720): View more from Colorado

My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man

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(516): View more from New York

Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.

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(830): View more from Texas

What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.

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