Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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