just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
