did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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