Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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