hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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