I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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