Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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