: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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