Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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