And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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