I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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