I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
sex on a bike is impossible
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