Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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