sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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