Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This is the high leading the old right now
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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