I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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