i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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