3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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