it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
These tits shall not be calmed
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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