like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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