i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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