Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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