I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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