Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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