Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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