btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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