So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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