I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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