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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now

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(812): View more from Indiana

Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall

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(819): View more from Quebec

We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.

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(706): View more from Georgia

having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..

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(914): View more from New York

Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class

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that is WHY your in summer classes

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worth it

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(912): View more from Georgia

Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.

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(450): View more from Quebec

Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question

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