i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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