It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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