So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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