Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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